Round like a shout
"Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help.
They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rang again, 'Hello,' I said, 'I called you a minute ago beacuse -
there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, beacuse I've shot them.'
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit.
They caught the burglars red-handed.
one of the officers said: 'I tought you said you'd shot them.'
To which I replied: 'I tought you said there was no one available.'"
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help.
They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rang again, 'Hello,' I said, 'I called you a minute ago beacuse -
there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, beacuse I've shot them.'
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit.
They caught the burglars red-handed.
one of the officers said: 'I tought you said you'd shot them.'
To which I replied: 'I tought you said there was no one available.'"
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